language was developed for one endeavor.

Hey Netflix thanks for raising your prices and making me realize I don't need you.
Now I am reading double what I normally read.
Just finished The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and now Welcome to the Monkey House.

“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays ”