language was developed for one endeavor.

Hey Netflix thanks for raising your prices and making me realize I don't need you.
Now I am reading double what I normally read.
Just finished The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and now Welcome to the Monkey House.

“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays ”


  1. haha, I'm reading a lot more now that Netflix have raised their prices too! Well, I guess I didn't watch Netflix very much anyway, but now when I want something to do I have to pick up a book.

    I love this clip. Great movie!

  2. Yeah maybe there will be more readers in the world now. Well one can hope.